Blog
Independent Catholic satire. Seeded sample articles are fictional, not genuine reporting.
Parish Christingle Committee Refuses Admission to Man Carrying Satsuma
Emergency meeting convened after parishioner challenges longstanding distinction between an orange and a smaller orange.
Parish Appeals for Chocolate Donations; Committee Warns Against Unauthorised Consumption
Christmas fayre preparations descend into crisis after parishioner donates half-eaten box of Celebrations.
Parish Welcoming Committee Thrown into Confusion After Visitor Actually Wants to Become Catholic
Man who attended Come and See, Come and Seek and Come and Pray unexpectedly asks whether he may now Come and Join.
Parish Christmas Committee Demands Advent Be Postponed Until January to Avoid Disrupting Festivities
Parishioners warned that traditional preparation for the birth of Christ could jeopardise Christmas celebrations.
Diocese Launches Emergency Retreat After Discovering Young Catholics Still Getting Married
Pastoral officials express cautious optimism but warn that couples entering lifelong sacramental commitments without first consulting a diocesan working group could undermine the synodal process.
Parish Guitar Groups Placed on High Alert Following Diocesan Proposal to Reclaim Church's Musical Heritage
Emergency meetings convened as parish musicians warn that centuries of sacred music could undermine fifty years of progress.