Liturgy
Independent Catholic satire. Seeded sample articles are fictional, not genuine reporting.
Parish Guitar Groups Placed on High Alert Following Diocesan Proposal to Reclaim Church's Musical Heritage
Emergency meetings convened as parish musicians warn that centuries of sacred music could undermine fifty years of progress.
Extraordinary Ministers Condemn Extraordinary Form of Mass, Insist Extraordinary Things Should Be Ordinary
After twenty-seven years of routine extraordinary ministry, parish ministers warn that making exceptional liturgical practices ordinary would set a dangerous precedent.