Diocesan News
Independent Catholic satire. Seeded sample articles are fictional, not genuine reporting.
Diocese Confirms Four Men Training for Priesthood; Committee Appointed to Investigate Continued Reliance on Priests
Officials reassure parishioners that the shortage of clergy will not affect the Diocese's capacity to hold meetings about the shortage of clergy.
Bishop Confirms Diocese Has Finished Discerning; Further Discernment Required to Establish Whether Discernment Complete
After every parish partnership submits its findings, a new diocesan challenge emerges: discerning whether the discernment has actually finished.